1. Do not commit (physical) suicide.
2. Do not commit (philosophical) suicide.
3. Get out of bed when you wake up. Don't lay there for half an hour.
4. Read books again. Eat vegetables. Change your clothes. Write words down.
5. Stop getting dirt under your nails in your search for meaning.
6. Stop being so combative. It only causes more self-anguish.
7. Nothing matters, so quit worrying about it.